0 to
bitch in 3.6 seconds.
10,000 Roman Lions can't be wrong... Christians just taste better!
100,000 Lemmings can't be wrong!
100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
4-given
43% of all statistics are useless.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!
51% angel, 49% bitch and 10% mathematician!
90% of people are made by accident.
A baby's life begins at conception, yours ends when you knock up my
daughter.
A bad day of fishing beats a good day of working.
A bad day of golf beats a good day of working.
A black hole will see you through Monday.
A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a hammer.
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It's already wasted
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A dirty mind is a wonderful thing!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A flight attendant is to save your ass, not to kiss it!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass!
A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
A good girl is Good, but I'm even Better!
A hard man is good to find!
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invasion!
A little honey is good for your health. Pick me up at 8:00?
A
lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
A man and his truck: It's a beautiful thing.
A man is as old as he feels, but never as important.
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding
on.
A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me.
A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement.
A seven-day honeymoon makes one weak.
A six-pack to you is just a six-pack... To me its life supports!
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A wise man sometimes changes his mind, a fool never does.
A Woman's Place is in the House... and Senate!
A woman and her truck... It's a great thing.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
A woman with a big fat ass should dump him
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
Abolish mornings!
Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant; it makes you the mother of a dead
child!
Abortion is FOREVER -- get the facts first.
Abortion: A baby can live without it!
Abortion: A woman's right to capitulate to the patriarchal establishment.
Absolute zero is Cool.
Accepting Jesus is only good for eternity.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Against Abortion? Then Don't Have One.
Agnostics can do anything if they have something to not believe in.
Ahhhh... good to the last drop!
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
Al-Hajj: God's version of Lollapalooza.
Alaskans For Global Warming.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
